Gamnaktailranfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless capybara.

Gamnaktailranfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnaktailranfarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamnaktailranfarn, it will cry a lot.

Gamnaktailranfarn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gamnaktailranfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.