Nurltargcutafbitgebquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving newt.

Nurltargcutafbitgebquill created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltargcutafbitgebquill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurltargcutafbitgebquill, he will turn you into a tree.

Nurltargcutafbitgebquill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nurltargcutafbitgebquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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