Wigstantar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever skunk.

Wigstantar created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigstantar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigstantar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wigstantar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wigstantar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigstantar.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never eat bark.