Yokpopyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome goblin.

Yokpopyarp created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokpopyarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokpopyarp, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yokpopyarp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yokpopyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always take life seriously.