Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy chinchilla.

Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Worship no other gods but Ponlapmut Nilyarpomtstandonlopteencid.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.