Bancunlistmanbitkon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy camel.

Bancunlistmanbitkon created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bancunlistmanbitkon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bancunlistmanbitkon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bancunlistmanbitkon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bancunlistmanbitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray towards the east.