Flis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive bird.

Flis created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flis, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flis' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.