Fedjarnbud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful lizard.

Fedjarnbud created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedjarnbud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedjarnbud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fedjarnbud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fedjarnbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not shave your chest.