Japsasbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, capable centaur.

Japsasbam created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Japsasbam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Japsasbam, he will turn you into a mole.

Japsasbam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Japsasbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Put Japsasbam first in all things.

5. Always wear brown.