Yamlistwon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust bear.

Yamlistwon created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlistwon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamlistwon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yamlistwon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yamlistwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Yamlistwon on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never wear brown ear rings.