Botsadwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm bee.

Botsadwab created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Botsadwab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botsadwab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Botsadwab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Botsadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt turtles.