Farbabham is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying goat.

Farbabham created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farbabham, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farbabham, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Farbabham's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Farbabham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always help foxes.