Hudcatfit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome centipede.

Hudcatfit created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcatfit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudcatfit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hudcatfit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hudcatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Do not eat onions.