Damflatbid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Damflatbid created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damflatbid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damflatbid, it will turn you into a frog.

Damflatbid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Damflatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Damflatbid loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Damflatbid.

5. Do not shave your feet.