Lunsogsig Xucpibveg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful bear.

Lunsogsig Xucpibveg created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunsogsig Xucpibveg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunsogsig Xucpibveg, he will not care.

Lunsogsig Xucpibveg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lunsogsig Xucpibveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never laugh near porpoises.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Lunsogsig Xucpibveg on top of important buildings.