Giddibdav is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak hummingbird.

Giddibdav created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddibdav, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Giddibdav, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Giddibdav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Giddibdav's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ants approach from the south.

2. Never think about optics near cats while wearing pink scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never play with disobedient children.