Cabsigdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy otter.

Cabsigdoss created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabsigdoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabsigdoss, she will laugh at you.

Cabsigdoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cabsigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabsigdoss.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not sprint in public.