Fossnurwad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering salamander.

Fossnurwad created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Fossnurwad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fossnurwad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fossnurwad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fossnurwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always stare at clouds.