Batbammab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable dingo.

Batbammab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batbammab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Batbammab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Batbammab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Batbammab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.