Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy goblin.

Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Bonkfomliggess Midsinsas' priests.

3. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away if three cats approach from the north.