Komnandon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Komnandon created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komnandon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komnandon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Komnandon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Komnandon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.