Stantargxem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying goose.

Stantargxem created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Stantargxem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stantargxem, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stantargxem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stantargxem's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stantargxem.

4. Always obey Stantargxem's priests.

5. Never hurt otters.