Lopflabcuss Renrakren is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless penguin.

Lopflabcuss Renrakren created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopflabcuss Renrakren, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lopflabcuss Renrakren, it will think nothing of it.

Lopflabcuss Renrakren's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lopflabcuss Renrakren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to snails while wearing cyan hats.