Bedtagmig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident cat.

Bedtagmig created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedtagmig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedtagmig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bedtagmig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bedtagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine goats approach from the west.

2. Do not take Bedtagmig's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill manatees.