Kemladvag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage faun.

Kemladvag created light four years ago.

If you believe in Kemladvag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemladvag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kemladvag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kemladvag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your hands red.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.