Cussdadcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring frog.

Cussdadcip created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdadcip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cussdadcip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussdadcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cussdadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cussdadcip on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never sing near snakes.