Veenvoncabget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing ferret.

Veenvoncabget created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Veenvoncabget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veenvoncabget, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Veenvoncabget's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Veenvoncabget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.