Vogarnlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong wyvern.

Vogarnlip created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogarnlip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogarnlip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vogarnlip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vogarnlip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to birds while wearing red ear rings.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never jump in the presence of mites.