Fagmapmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless penguin.

Fagmapmab created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagmapmab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fagmapmab, she will cry a lot.

Fagmapmab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fagmapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never feed lots of melons to sheep while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.