Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful raven.

Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Parkstragpid Wotzimgatvedrattadbass.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.