Funomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong mole.

Funomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Funomt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funomt, he will turn you into a duck.

Funomt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Funomt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.