Bastjenged is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy wyvern.

Bastjenged created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastjenged, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bastjenged, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bastjenged's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bastjenged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastjenged.