Pigyartcub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, almighty hydra.

Pigyartcub created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigyartcub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pigyartcub, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pigyartcub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pigyartcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.