Megcepflab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying penguin.

Megcepflab created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Megcepflab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Megcepflab, it will turn you into a plant.

Megcepflab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Megcepflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.