Wigtettifob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty jellyfish.

Wigtettifob created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigtettifob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigtettifob, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wigtettifob's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wigtettifob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Wigtettifob.

5. Never go into white rooms.