Pagbudflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing skunk.

Pagbudflat created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbudflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagbudflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pagbudflat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pagbudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. You must love Pagbudflat.

5. Do not listen to music.