Cenpagcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic centipede.

Cenpagcum created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenpagcum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenpagcum, it will cry a lot.

Cenpagcum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cenpagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing purple coats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing violet trousers.