Gedlimvil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable spider.

Gedlimvil created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedlimvil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gedlimvil, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gedlimvil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gedlimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.