Rullquatjan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous warg.

Rullquatjan created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullquatjan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullquatjan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rullquatjan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rullquatjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Rullquatjan.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.