Ratstantar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet giraffe.

Ratstantar created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ratstantar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratstantar, she will think nothing of it.

Ratstantar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ratstantar's Holy Commandments

1. Ratstantar loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing green dresses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.