Zagtipgod Abjamlag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured dugong.

Zagtipgod Abjamlag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagtipgod Abjamlag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagtipgod Abjamlag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zagtipgod Abjamlag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zagtipgod Abjamlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing magenta shorts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not skip in public.