Habnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet naga.

Habnarl created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Habnarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Habnarl, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Habnarl's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Habnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing tights.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.