Tettibarnsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy slug.

Tettibarnsit created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettibarnsit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tettibarnsit, she will come to you in dreams.

Tettibarnsit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tettibarnsit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tettibarnsit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not eat carrots.