Misdossmidcun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome hare.

Misdossmidcun created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Misdossmidcun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misdossmidcun, she will turn you into a snail.

Misdossmidcun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Misdossmidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Misdossmidcun loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Never paint your face red.