Jabdudkad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced raven.

Jabdudkad created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdudkad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabdudkad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabdudkad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jabdudkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.