Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fenwotsugdittarpvagmet.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never eat green fruit.