Yarlyatlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty capybara.

Yarlyatlarp created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlyatlarp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarlyatlarp, he will turn you into a duck.

Yarlyatlarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarlyatlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.