Cidkimlinpakdin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome coyote.

Cidkimlinpakdin created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidkimlinpakdin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidkimlinpakdin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cidkimlinpakdin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cidkimlinpakdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your feet magenta.

5. Never wear tights.