Cenfuddim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered mongoose.

Cenfuddim created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cenfuddim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenfuddim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cenfuddim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cenfuddim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never talk about asteroids.