Paspogbim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful horse.

Paspogbim created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Paspogbim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Paspogbim, it will remove you from existence.

Paspogbim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Paspogbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing gray kilts and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.